alarm clock: because every morning should begin with a heart attack
“ But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most? ”
- Mark Twain
This is honestly my favorite quote. It’s changed how I look at life and religion.
“ When I am with you, there is nowhere else I’d rather be. And I am a person who always wants to be somewhere else. ”
David Levithan (via fabulousbitch69)
10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
Going to church won’t get you to heaven but handing out full sized candies on Halloween will.